Thursday, January 27, 2011

Group Assignment Cik Markonah

Esok nk balek dah weyh...Tanx for the Chinese sbb diorang kiter2 yg Malay ni pon dpt cuti.
Ouh,,I need a rest so badly.Giler kentang.bkn kentang yg giler,tp aku giler kat kentang.Sedap Ouh.berkhasiat dan berlemak.kat umah hari2 boleh melantak kentang.HAHA

Bila cuti panjang2 sikit,, Kenduri kahwen byk bukan kepalang..musim mengawan agaknya-_-?
my cousin skali 3 kahwin cuti nie..hebat xhebat?
Org lain yg sibuk kahwen,aku yg bajed busy xhengat.
kahwen tu benda baek.xpe xpe.aku sokong..Semua-semua..kahwenlah.Kahwen muda lagi best.Nanti dpt byk anak.(aku pon xtaw nape kawen tu best.so jgn tnya aku) ~_~
Jangan kahwen tp xnikah sudah yer kawan2..I noe U noe what I mean.

ni sebab aku busy kalau cousin aku kawen......................

Team Chinese New Year.

My bro n Sis.aku xgemok.cuma duduk depan meja dekat sgt.so nmpk aku besar sikit.Ok.ok.sila paham keadaan aku.


Sah xhalal kahwin..perang2.haha


akak aku sorang lagi.Ye.ye..dia nmpk mcm adek sbb bdn dia terbantut.

Ni sebab aku wearing Silver.not red.

    malam new Year
sempat buat peace plak dia.-_-"

 malam new year pon kahwen.Haa..aku xsambut new year pon 2011 ritu..balek tgk bunga api kat tb jap,,pastu tido.Muka lambat dtg lah tu.Bising mak i nyah..
Sebab ni jgk,,aku lupa tarikh..2hb/1 aku igtkan 31hb/12 sbb aku x buat azam baru..xsempat.


naik pelamin best.tp kawen nye tidak.Ouh,,,aku nk kawen jgk mak...........


Time kenduri kahwen best aper..semua sedara-mara dtg.yg dah lama xjmpe pon kiter jmpe balik.lepas tu diorang sebok2 tanya,,
 "ni sape eyh?dah besar dah dia" ....
dah la xingat nama,,pastu komen2 mcm Simon Cowel in American Idol.Woo,,mulut xdelah nk pedas sgt.Kalau siapa2 xkental,,menangislah kaw kat situ.
Mokcik2 smgt berkumpulan dia kuat sikit.kalau buat group assignment mesti best tu.,,bercerita sampai kesah muda2 depa pon keluaq.masih terkenangkan zaman muda remaja rupanya mereka..
bkn mokcik aku je..org lain punyer mokcik pon same kan...
serius klaka Ouh kalau join mokcik2 tu 'anyam ketupat'.

mokcik memberi pesanan..muka aku yg khusyuk mendengar apesal??

"kata orang mcmlah diri tu perfect sgt.hebat2*smbil gelak terkekek-kekek*"
kata2 tu xsengaja terkeluar dri mulut aku masa mak ngn mokcik aku ngompat..
jujurnya,mmg xsengaja.tp niat nk memerli pon ada jgk.!0_0!
reaksi depa,,
mengangguk tanda menggiyakan kata2 ku.
(sedar diri jugaklah yg diri depa tu xperfect.).
"memanglah..tu xkesahlah.ika nak tahu,,.......*sambung cerita diorang balik*...."

Ouh,,apekah ini..
apa-apa pon,,aku still syg mokcik2 ku.kaw jgn nk kutuk2 depa.aku je boleh.sbb aku kenal hati budi depa.hahaha

Out for Holiday.Have a Nice day everybody.(aku nk taip jgk everybody instead of only me).
SmiLe,,Smile,,Smile..Ouh,,jgn jadi kerang sumbang sudah.Ok..

Ouh yeah,,napa Cik Markonah kat title??
sbb aku rs mcm nk sebut2 je nama Markonah.
Markonah..Ouh Markonah..........
yg bernama Markonah,,maaf kalau anda tersedak.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Guys,take care of Ur tummy

Tadi siang bertungkus lumus memotong besi dan kudrat kejantanan tiba2 mengalir dalam darah.err,,I mean gaya aku dah mcm laki2 buat kerja.bukan aku ni seorang gay.sbb Im a girl ok.haishhh~

After that,, aku perasan yg bdn aku mcm ringan jer.angin bertiup kencang menolak ku berjalan dgn cepat.[pdhl dah lmbt].Woo,,kira kalori dlm bdn habis dah aku bakar.5kilo maybe.HAHA.xdelah nk hipokrit sgt kan.

Siap mkn semua,,class cancel lak tiba2,,then pergilah ATM nk withdraw dwet.xkan nk beli choki2 kat situ plak.Mcm biasa,,near the ATM machine ada tmpt timbang.yeah!Habislah kaw!..
benda wajib buat after kluarkn duit,,timbang berat..Malang nasibku,,naik 3kilo.tolak sekilo sbb bru lepas mkn.so,,2kilo.and I think that machine dah rosak sbb dia penat sgt.

Ok,,aku xnak mkn mlm nie.full stop.nmpk x?full stop.

Malang nasibku lagi,,bila mlm menjelma lah aku bergiat aktif dlm makan memakan.
After 8pm,,xboleh mkn berat.kaw taw x??nanti perut penat.so,,bila perut penat,,dia kerja pon malas.then,,dia buat kerja pon mcm hangat2 tahi ayam.Lalu membiarkan kalori2 kaw merempit dlm perut tanpa membuat roadblock.Perut gendut, berlemak, berkek lapis, berkalori, Less more fat.Get it?

based on pic above,,wanita xpe perut buncit.Laki2 jgnlah..nanti sama mcm emak-emak kite.

laki2 perlu berbadan begini.just nice.kan kan

Malam2,,aku mkn choc.hari2 mkn choc,,bdn gemok pon mcm choc.Jadi xyah lah nk bising2 kalau gemok ke apa kan.xde choc yg sedap2 mantop,,choki2 pon bedal aje.Hey!choki2 lah plg sedap ape.dari kicik2 awak mkn kan.

Anyway,,talkin bout chocolate,,

Here are the facts.

“Chocolate stimulates the release of endorphins, natural body hormones that generate feelings of pleasure and well-being. Chocolate contains a natural 'love drug'. Tryptophan is a chemical that the brain uses to make a neurotransmitter called serotonin. High levels of serotonin, produce feelings of elation, even ecstasy”.


See,,sebab tu pakwe makwe yg slalu menjambu tu suka bg choc to each other.talkin bout love,,mesti kena ada choc.perasan x?bukan sbb nk gemokkan si dia.tp sbb hormon tau..


Kasihan aku.xde sape nk bagi choc kt aku sbb aku jarang nk menjambu.jadi,,duit lesap untuk membeli choc bg memujuk diri yg sadis ini.

As a conclusion,,mknlah choc.untuk ransangan otak.
Sbb tu time SPM dulu b4 msk exam aku mst mkn choc.tiba2 aku rasa diriku ini sedikit pandai.so,perform sikit2 time SPM kira oklah tu.Bila kat U,,mls dah.sbb tu agaknya result teruk.Yer,,aku salahkan choc........................

 Akhir kata, (awal xkata apa2) Eat Choc.DONT SMOKE.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Ada Apa dgn Birthday anda??

Amaran:Ini bukan horoskop semata-mata.
Setiap manusia ada tarikh lahir dia.kalau xde tu,,maybe Alien agknya. Alien pon lagi advance kowt. tah,,mane aku taw..

So,,manusia ni pandai2 mengunakan kekreatifan yg ada untuk mengisi masa lapang dgn memberi tekaan or description about person based on their birthday.Maka wujudlah horoskop..
kita akhiri diskripsi Wikipedia yg xberapa nk jadi ini,,lets proceed...

Lets rock n roll bebeh~

its fun U know.More fact than khayalan semasa. xdenye nk cerita psl love ko, kehidupan yg bkl kaw lalui ke..
xde xde..itu semua fairytale.ni fact.most of it is based on science dude.science fact.Awsome!

ok,,ape kate ko kasi terus je?kenapa nk susahkan aku baca benda crap yg kaw tulis ni lahabau?

Jadi,,,
silalah click Birthday kiter nie.

Ape??ingat aku nk bg description satu persatu?Xde keje ke sengaja nk mengedik bekerja tu..

Here are mine.only some of it,

You are 241 months old.

You are 1,049 weeks old.

You are 7,341 days old.

You are 176,189 hours old.
You are 10,571,358 minutes old.
You are 634,281,535 seconds old.



Your birth tree is


Fig Tree, the Sensibility
Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

sila abaikan part "likes idleness and laziness"

if someone askin,,
'how old are you?'
"im 241 months old"

ok??kita kasi org tu pakai otak sikit.mengira kejap.yeah.helpin them exercise their brain.
ENJOY.

Anyway,,

Every excess becomes a vice.


Saturday, January 22, 2011

kenapa korang semua mcm nie????

"knp korg smua cm ni..???sy xsuke...sy xnk skitkn ati saper2..tp knp ati sy yg skit..???knp msti cm ni..???tlg r jgn wat sy cm ni..."

status dlm fb cenggini,,so what do u think??
Aku x aibkan sape2 pon..cuma,,lately byk gaklah status diorg yg berunsur2 mcm ni.
Maybe I know mcm mana dia rs. sbb semua org mybe pernah rs benda yg sama.
But are u in the right or wrong side?Tak payah lah nk sekeras-keras batu kata ko in the right side. sbb there will be a little small pieces of the wrong side from u. U just dont realize it..
nak xnk,,2 pihak mesti ade salah punyer.

bila masa umo remaja aku membuak-buak(xbrapa nk matured),ikut sgt yg diri tu betul,,I blame others instead of myself.
so,,conclusion dia,,problem is not solve and u will never change urself to be a better person.

Naseb baeklah naluri 'buat bodo je' aku kuat dgn prinsip "someday,,people will know the truth".
And yeah, masa marah,,better u back off.Diam sejenak. sbb marah tu shaiton..so let it calm 1st.

Lepas kejadian bermasam muka sudah lama terjadi,,one day u realize how silly u are.Acting like a child. tp that time mmg aku a bit child ape.HAHA
never mind. I just hate people accept everytg from one side only..the shit all around the place.Ouh,,itu sgt kotor bukan.

anyway,,back to the status,,

sometimes aku rs she just wanna show to public that she is the victim and also a nice person yg sdg dibuli...Ouh,,sorry I have to tell u this.maybe I just donno what happen.

what I try to remind U is,,
"what U give is what U get back"
so try to be nice to others sehabis yg boleh.kalau rs xboleh sgt,,just stay away sikit.Ok??

Its working.trust me.

I think thats gonna help u.
Pikir positive is the very3 best way ever.

It just happen to me b4,,same goes to others.we are human right.so,,weve been through all this.just in different way.
negative thinking will only makes u hurt dear.

APESAL aku membebel mcm seorg Kaunselor nie??Ha??ha??
Hobi barangkali...

renung2 kan..dan selamat berpractise.HAHA

Ouh yer,,klu dah begkek sgt..how about U doin this?
sambil mengeluarkan kata-kata yg manis,letak tgn di bahu,mata pandang ke atas.
tontonlah OUH Yeah! bg mengetahui cara-caranya.HAHA


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Secret Admire

Awak ade Secret Admire tak??
We do have secret admire,and also we admire others.am I right?!
Menghencinglah klu kate xde kan.
Baik ko ngaku!
angguk kepala!angguk kepala..

Berpandukan terjemahan kamus Akuentamsaja,, secret admire berbeza dgn someone that u love and also u like.
Secret admire ni mcm kite suka sumetg bout him/her based on her personality,or what they do that attract u to admire them. klu like tu mcm suka tgk muka dia.but biler taw prangai vavun dia,,Ouh..stay away from me!
Love plak,,ahhh...Im sure U know better than me.[mcm loser plak bile aku ckp pasal cinta nie.T_T]

Sy xde secret admire..tp ade secret minat org. but I do admire someone masa remaja hingusan dahulu.Girls mmg cpt suka orang,but they hard to fall in love.believe me..

It all happens after my SPM.keje part time as a part time promoter baju branded lagi mcm org tua..
dulu-dulu budak2 aku jalan pon pndg bawah je.kira mcm AKULAH SKEMA TERHEBAT.
Im just talking to sumone dat I know or yg tegur aku..if u smile at me dr jauh,,,jgn haraplah aku bls senyuman kambing kaw sbb aku ni RABUN! ko sengih smpai dahi ker,,kaw memekak pgl nama aku dr jauh ke,,reaksi aku...  "Ouh,,do I know u??" or "eyh,,ade orang ke kat sini?"
maafkan aku..bkn salahku untuk mnjadi rabun..dan,,aku xsuka pkai spect.Jadi,,jgn tanya knp aku xreti bahasa diri tu rabu dan memerlukan spect disisi.
Jadi,,ade yg anti aku sbb kate aku belagak lah bagai.Seriously,,ade yg kate nk blasah aku..but then bila taw hakikat sbnr,,malu plak dgn aku.-_-"


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vack to storie,,

aku terpndg sorang mamat ni dgn xsengaja mngunakan mata rabunku ini..Lalu,,terus jatuh cinta[budus!kaw igt  ni citer pndg pertama ape?].
"mcm semart je mamat nie.."bisikku dlm hati.
ecececehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

esoknya,,aku start bwk spect.sbb nk usha dia.HAHA..niat tak baik..tak baik tuh...
dia xlah hensem mcm Gambit,,xlah tough mcm fahrin..he just a normal person. kurus,tinggi,dgn sluar londeh sikit wif his t-shirt.He is older than me.yeah,,I like someone older than me.Sukahatilah.

so,,evryday g keje hanya untk angan2 dan usha dia..dari JAUH yer..

mcm mana aku taw nama dia??
there is one day..aku duduk bersila.sbb penat  berdiri sepanjang waktu.Suddenly ade 2org msk.Kelam kelibut aku bgn.ingatkan exec tmpt tu cek2 ke.xpasal2 kena denda kat exclator greet customer..seriously aku messy..biler aku bgn,,OUH my!guess who??yes!Him!!wif his fren..adrenalin aku berdegup kencang.
Dia saje je dtg.tnya kenapa baju2 tmpt aku semuanya mcm org tua?hampeh betul.
but then,,he show me pas kerja dia."ni nama saya.....K.........".
aku terus gelak sbb tu bukan muka dia..err,,muka dia.tp time dia kecik2 dulu.1st time aku tgk org letak muka time kecik2..klu kat student card,,maw kena tahan tu.

starting from that,,i know his name..
evryday biler aku lalu jer,,dia akn tegur.pggl nama aku,then senyum..as usual..kdg2 aku xnmpk.=((

evrdy jgk,,biler aku lalu,aku xpndg dia pon..but after dah cross,,br aku pndg blakg tgk kalau2 dia ade pndg aku tak.slalunya kantoi sbb dia dah taw habitat aku cmtu agknya..

i know him almost 8month.yes.agk lama for anonymous like him.
the best part is,3month booth kecik kami beroperasi sebelah tmpt dia.
member and senior aku taw dah aku admire dia sbb kantoi jgk.so,,aku jelah kena jga situ..anyway,,thanks for that.haha

I like when he Shuffle..dia shuffle mcm Chris brown biler dpn aku.Wakaka

Dia tukar rutin harian dia biler dia akn lalu dpn kaunter aku even terpaksa melencong sedikit.
dia akn pggl aku and buat peace.(^^)v..klu aku xreply peace dia,,dia akn suruh aku reply jgk.maybe sbb tu aku terbiasa buat peace biler jmpe org..

Ouh yeah,,dah panjang..nanti2lah sambung.
Benda bodoh yg aku buat depan dia as a normal women,,ialah....
dah la..nak tidor dulu.Ngantok ouh.